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Hello there Reader, Thanksgiving doesn't have to leave you cursing like a sailor. (Although, if you ever heard Mama Leite muttering in Portuguese while wrestling a 22-pound turkey into submission, you might think otherwise.) As someone who's hosted more holiday dinners than my youthful countenance would suggest―some of which ended with me hiding in the basement, clutching a bottle of wine, and questioning my life choices―I've learned a thing or two about keeping my sanity intact. The One will back me up on this, especially after That One Year We Shall Never Speak Of Again when I nearly burned down the house. But I digress. What I've learned is mastering Thanksgiving is all about strategy. And, unlike how I usually cook―which The One likens to a tornado in an apron―this requires that dreaded word: planning. Allow me to share with you my hard-won five-day plan that'll keep you from ending up in the fetal position behind the washing machine. (Not that I know anything about that.) My Free Foolproof Five-Day Countdown
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Hi Reader, There are dinners that encourage impeccable table manners.Shellfish is not one of them.Put a steaming bowl of mussels or clams in front of me and within minutes I’m using an empty shell as tweezers, broth is running down my wrist, and The One is quietly sliding another napkin in my direction. I know what I look like. I simply don’t care.The broth is what you came for, isn’t it?The mussels or clams open and spill all that briny liquor to whatever you’ve got burbling beneath them:...
Hi Reader, This is the time of year when The One and I begin negotiating dinner based almost entirely on darkness.At six o’clock in July, I can look at a salad and think, Yes, absolutely. How refreshing. At six o’clock in October, when the windows have turned into black mirrors, and I can see my own slightly disgruntled face staring back at me, lettuce feels like a personal insult.I want pasta.Not some delicate little tangle requiring tweezers and a degree from culinary school. Something you...
Hi Reader, I’ve always believed a roast in the oven makes a house seem more civilized than it is.The One and I can have newspapers scattered everywhere, a laundry basket glaring at us from the stairs, and absolutely no idea where I put my glasses. But slide a chicken, pork shoulder, leg of lamb, or gorgeous hunk of beef into the oven, and for an hour, we’re people who have our lives together.That smell has a lot to do with it.You know the one. Fat sputtering in the pan. Garlic and herbs are...