How to Pull Off an Epic Thanksgiving Without Losing Your $h!t!

Published almost 2 years ago • 1 min read

Hello there Reader,

Thanksgiving doesn't have to leave you cursing like a sailor. (Although, if you ever heard Mama Leite muttering in Portuguese while wrestling a 22-pound turkey into submission, you might think otherwise.)

As someone who's hosted more holiday dinners than my youthful countenance would suggest―some of which ended with me hiding in the basement, clutching a bottle of wine, and questioning my life choices―I've learned a thing or two about keeping my sanity intact. The One will back me up on this, especially after That One Year We Shall Never Speak Of Again when I nearly burned down the house. But I digress.

What I've learned is mastering Thanksgiving is all about strategy. And, unlike how I usually cook―which The One likens to a tornado in an apron―this requires that dreaded word: planning.

Allow me to share with you my hard-won five-day plan that'll keep you from ending up in the fetal position behind the washing machine. (Not that I know anything about that.)

My Free Foolproof Five-Day Countdown
to a Fuss-Free Thanksgiving

It's a five-day email series that tells you exactly what to do each day for the five days leading up to Thanksgiving:

Day 1 – Saturday Sanity-Saving Session
Get organized and prep essentials to set yourself up for a relaxed week.

Day 2 – Sunday's Strategy
Plan your menu, finalize your grocery list, and prep non-perishables.

Day 3 – Monday's Mash-tacular
Tackle make-ahead mashed potatoes and other sides to save time.

Day 4 – Tuesday's Vegetable Victory
Prepare vegetable dishes and salads to keep things fresh and simple.

Day 5 – Wednesday's Wisdom
Last-minute tips and tasks to ensure your Thanksgiving day goes off without a hitch.

Note: These are bonus emails in addition to what I usually send.

Ready to breeze through Thanksgiving prep? It's free—so grab your guide now!

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