Sunday = Sauce Experiments


Hi Reader,

Sunday mornings are dangerous. Not “hold-my-beer” dangerous—more like “what-if-I-made-my-own-ketchup” dangerous.

It always starts the same way: caffeine, too much of it, an overestimation of my ability. The One's usually still in bed when I announce, “I’m making something from scratch today.” He groans. He’s seen this movie before. By noon, there’ll be three pots going, one blender disassembled, and enough splattered tomato on the walls to look like a murder scene.

But here’s the thing—I love it. Making condiments from scratch scratches (see what I did there?!) that peculiar itch between creativity and mastery. It’s culinary therapy with a side of chaos. There’s something deeply satisfying about tasting the result and thinking, this didn’t come from a jar—it came from me. Even if it took six hours and an existential crisis to get there.

So this weekend, skip the errands (AFTER YOU SHOPPED FOR THE STORMS!). Skip the gym. (Like we were going anyway.) Fire up the stove, line up your jars, and make something gloriously unnecessary but wildly, deeply, passionately worth it.

Homemade ketchup, mustard, hot sauce—pick your project. It’s cheaper than therapy and twice as gratifying.

My Rules for Sauce Experiments

  • Start small. Don’t commit to a gallon of chili oil before you know if you’ll like it. (Trust me, I’ve learned.)
  • Balance is everything. Salt wakes things up. Sugar softens edges. Acid brings it all together.
  • Label your jars. “Red Thing #3” is not a sustainable inventory system.
  • Taste as you go. If it doesn’t make you grin mid-simmer, keep tinkering.
  • Use your mistakes. The too-spicy ketchup? Fantastic base for barbecue sauce. Failure’s just flavor in progress.

WHAT'S INSIDE...

Homemade Yellow Mustard

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.69 from 83 votes

Homemade yellow mustard is deceptively simple to make from mustard powder, vinegar, and a couple other basic pantry staples. You just may never go back to store-bought! Here's how to make it from scratch.
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Homemade Ketchup

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5 from 5 votes

Homemade ketchup, made with tomatoes, vinegar, and sugar, is made without high-fructose corn syrup. And with a whole lot more complexity and finesse than the store-bought stuff.
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Homemade Tomato Paste

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.73 from 48 votes

Making tomato paste at home is surprisingly easy and a great way to use up lots of fresh tomatoes. All you need are tomatoes, salt, olive oil, a food mill, and a flair for classic Italian goodness.
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Bacon Jam

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.98 from 37 votes

This bacon jam, made with bacon, maple syrup, and coffee, is a sweet condiment slathered on burgers at the Skillet diner in Seattle--and just about everywhere else these days.
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Homemade Old Bay Seasoning

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.79 from 52 votes

This copycat Old Bay seasoning recipe is a blend of celery salt, paprika, black pepper, cayenne pepper, cinnamon, ginger, and other spices that are exactly what you want to sprinkle on shrimp, crab boil, fish, fries, chicken. Anything, really.
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Paprika Mayonnaise

Paprika mayonnaise is the condiment that makes everything better. Creamy, smoky, and lemony—not to mention, garlicky—it's terrific on seafood. And absolutely everything else.
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Mustard Cream Sauce

Mustard is a wonderful accompaniment to many things, and I’ve found that when added to this simple sauce recipe, it can really enhance other dishes. As a cream sauce, it provides for a gentle, yet savory coating for your meal.
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Bobby Flay’s Barbecue Sauce

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.86 from 21 votes

I created this barbecue sauce to top the Wyoming burger, but it's also an ideal dipping sauce for French fries. After you've made this quick and easy sauce once, you'll want to slather it on grilled chicken, steak, pork chops...you might never go back to the bottled stuff.
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Milk Mayonnaise

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.92 from 35 votes

Milk mayonnaise, called maionese de leite in Portuguese, is silkier and lighter than egg-based mayo. Magic happens when butterfat and oil collide in a high-speed blender. And the addition of garlic gives it a little heft, as well as a little zip.
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Sweet Pickle Relish

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.64 from 111 votes

This sweet pickle relish, made with cucumbers, sugar, onion, salt, mustard seeds, celery seeds, and cider vinegar, is perfect for hamburgers and hot dogs and potato salad, and anything else. So long, storebought.
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Dumpling Dipping Sauce

This dumpling dipping sauce is so much more than just flavored soy sauce. A mixture of soy sauce and rice vinegar that's been flavored with ginger, garlic, scallions, and a little chili sauce, it's perfect for dipping and drizzling on everything from grilled veg to scallion pancakes to egg rolls.
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